The Dumbest excuse for a Broken Parking Gate You'll Hear This Year

The Dumbest excuse for a Broken Parking Gate You'll Hear This Year

The Dumbest excuse for a Broken Parking Gate You'll Hear This Year

  • Jonatan Jumbert

  • 2 minute read

Yesterday, the parking gate in my building—where I happen to have a parking space, mind you—broke down.

Apparently, the fuse decided to go to hell, and as a result, the gate wouldn’t open. Nobody could get in or out, so we had to manually unlock and lift the damn thing.

All good so far? I sure hope so.

Well, here comes the best part: some enlightened souls in the building claim that part of the problem is that we don’t follow the rules and that people walk through the parking entrance instead of using the stairs, which supposedly makes the gate malfunction.

A joke, really. Since when do parking gates have a usage limit?

Are they intelligent enough to detect whether it’s a pedestrian or a vehicle passing through and decide whether to break down accordingly?

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